{"product_id":"hotdog-stapler-funny-novelty-office-desk-gag-gift-w-1000-staples-remover🌭📎","title":"Hotdog Stapler Funny Novelty Office Desk Gag Gift w\/ 1000 Staples  \u0026 Remover🌭📎","description":"\u003ch2 data-start=\"143\" data-end=\"216\"\u003e🌭😂 \u003cstrong data-start=\"151\" data-end=\"211\"\u003eHotdog Stapler – The Office Snack That \u003cem data-start=\"192\" data-end=\"202\"\u003eActually\u003c\/em\u003e Works!\u003c\/strong\u003e 😂🌭\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"218\" data-end=\"522\"\u003eIs it a hotdog? Is it a stapler? Is it the greatest thing to ever sit on your desk? YES. YES. AND ABSOLUTELY YES. 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